Never_lonely
Resident • 2002 - 2003
5/27/2003
Priceless...
You are never lonely at Montego Bay! The roaches are there to keep you company in any lonesome nights that you may be forced suffer through. The only drawback is that they don´t pay their portion of the rent (freeloaders). <br>I am overwhelmed with management´s concern. They assured me that other apartment complexes in town also experience high volumes of auto vandalism- which was one of my worries. I believe having your car broken into brings character and every complex should provide this to their tenants. <br>The carpets also come with a free aroma of choice. Well, cat urine wouldn´t have been our first choice, but they were out of vanilla. <br>We also get free musical entertainment nightly! The windows are so cleverly thin that it gives us the opportunity to hear the music playing at the gas station next door. The clarity is absolutely phenomenal! Who wouldn´t want to hear Joan Jett and the Blackhearts at any hour of the night? <br>Special props to Allison- asst. mgr. who would never humor us with any of that fake friendliness that other complexes try to pass off. <br> Rent......................$840.00 <br> Water, trash, & sewage....$20.00 <br>Seeing the apt complex clubhouse go down in flames.......................PRICELESS <br>There are somethings money can´t buy- for everything else, there´s a pack of matches and a can of gas...11/14/2023
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