Well first things first, I'am an educated individual who fell victim to the collapsing economy and was forced to find a home quickly within my budget. Petty excuses aside.
THE COLONY:SYNOPSIS
When you think of the word colony, you think of a place where you can start a family, a foundation, something to resort to when the cold crazy world has squeezed that last drop of sanity from your soul.
Ever wonder why white people look down upon African Americans?
It is because of the residents, staff, neighbors and roaches that accompany your suicidal stay at this horrendous unsanitary sorry excuse for an apartment complex!
YOU WILL EXPIRIENCE :
MURDERS
RAPES
DRUG TRANSACTIONS
THEFT
UNWANTED NEIGHBORS KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR ASKING FOR MONEY
LOUD ABNOXIOUS CHILDREN WITH NO SHOES ON
INSECT INFESTATION IN YOUR CHILD'S SKIN
COCK ROACHES SPEAKING TO YOU IN TOUNGUES, AND STARTING THEIR OWN FAMILIES RIGHT ALONG WITH YOURS!!!
CRACK HEADS FOR MAINTENANCE SUPERVISORS
A WHORISH PROPERTY MANAGER WHO FORNICATES FOR RENT
IF YOU FEEL YOU MEET THESE DESIRES THEN THE COLONY IS THE PLACE FOR YOU! IF NOT AND YOU HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT YOU WILL STEER CLEAR OF THE SYRINGES AND CRACK PIPES THAT I FOUND UPON MOVING IN, HIDDEN IN THE CABINETS ABOVE MY REFIRGERATOR!!!!
PS THE COPS ARE THERE EVERYDAY, THE -------- SELLING PLATES OF FOOD OUT THE BACK OF THERE VEHICLES ARE THERE, AND WORST OF ALL THE COCKROACHES ARE THERE THROWING BARMITZA CELEBRATIONS AT YOUR EXPENSE.
AND YOU WONDER WHY THE WAYANS BROTHERS MAKE MOVIES ABOUT ------ NEIGHBORHOODS AND PEOPLE.
SINCERELY
SHAUN 518-0*-8*** 99H ARDWICK DRIVE AUGUST 07 to NOV 07
---- YOU COLONY