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Orchard of Landen


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anonymous

Resident ā€¢ 2010

11/19/2010

Look, a week ago and FOR THREE YEARS this location had a 15% approval rating by residents. Don't fall for this sudden influx of reviews; this is new management hoping to score potential residents who maybe aren't enticed by a man in a gorilla suits with balloons at the entrance. These buildings are old and in disrepair after many years of maintenance putting off repairs. The wind will blow through your apartment with the windows shut. Your heating bills for a 2 bedroom apartment will be $300 a month. Your water bill will never be for just $15 a month. You have a view of the pond? Nice. You must also love slipping in the goose ---- on the pathways that's never picked up, or maybe you just love having the geese hiss at you. Do you also watch the ten year olds get their first taste of oral sex on the playground? watch them fingerbang each other under the pine trees? Do you like having your vehicle robbed 2-3 times a year? How about slashed tires or sugar in your gas tank? and who doesn't love answering the doors to the gypsies that aren't actually selling anything but want to come in to use your phone and case the joint? And who doesn't LOVE swimming in a pool where a woman died? That really gets the blood pumping, doesn't it? No, no true resident enjoys living in this place. These reviews written in the last week were obviously done by management/marketers hoping to increase the score. Everyone else knows better.

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