Aspen Ridge Apartments
114 Aspen Circle,
Birmingham,
AL
35209
205-942-2062 save favorite
205-942-2062 save favorite
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This is a great apartment....
From: -Anonymous-Date posted: 12/5/2002
Years at this apartment: 2002 - 2002
...would be the biggest lie anyone has ever told. Saying this was a great apartment would disqualify you from any life insurance policy in the world. The reason - instant lightning strike. Severe lying can cause Lightning to strike. Ever heard the phrase, "lightning never strikes the same place twice." Well there is one exception. If you say this is a great apartment then you will get not one, not two but at least three lightning bolts right up your *#$@! The only thing that scares me more than dying is the thought of saying this place is good. (The latter is much more hazerdous to your health.) In fact, the only thing more hazordous then saying anything good about this apartment is actually living there. I also just found out that Aspen Ridge is going to be on two TV shows this year. The first is NBC's "Fear Factor" and the other is ABC Family's, "Scariest Places on Earth". So in short, and I mean this, Aspen Ridge is a great apartm
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