Hola Friend. I am one typical resident at one Wood Gardens Apartments.

I get in here for good price since much buldings is gets burned down.

I have living in 2 bedrooms apartment me and wife and 4 kids. We make plenty of noises all day and night.

For all meals with breksfast and lunches and dinners we cook with much oil and grease and are very dangerous.

The managerers here don't even give tenants fire extinguishers to put out our taco fires even if you are asking manager over and over for fire extinguisher.

In winter time we have nice bon fires here at Wood Gardens Apartments. Since there is no security here, people burn down the buildings here. The people who burn these down never get caught. The Wood Gardens does nothing to increase security.

If you are not home here, robbers will break into your home and steal all much stuff. Noone here will see anything and that means no one gets caught.

I love Wood Gardens. Perfect for My family. We get in here with not even credit because we are illegal immigrants and not even have social security numbers.

It is funny that there are a few respectable tenants left here who are stuck in their lease and they pay hundereds of dollars more each month in rent than the new black and -------- who move in here.

If you have nice car, it will probably get broken into or stolen. Again no one will have seen anything and you will be stuck. For me I am not have this problem because I drive a junky pickup truck (with no insurance, stolen license plate, and no driver's license) and play loud Mexican music when I leave and come back home.

There is much play space here for all of my children to play. The love to make noise and throw balls, fall off bike into other people's cars and leave scrathces and dents. I teach them to run off if that happens so no one knows who make damage.

I am one hoping mch this review helpful for you.

User Responses
From: FayeB	Date: 02/03/2007
You're not a typical resident, because you sound totally clueless. I've been living here for nearly eight years and have never had my apartment or car broken into. There are fire extinguishers in the cabinet under the sink, but what kind of moron cooks tacos until they burst into flame? The TWO building fires were arson. If you're worried about fires and theft, get some insurance (renters and auto). If you're an illegal immigrant and aren't happy here, I suggest you go to Mexico or South America, and take your vandalizing offspring with you.
From: Anonymous	Date: 03/14/2007
I totally agree, he should be lucky he hasnt been caught, 4 kids with a two bedroom, sounds like a typcial mexican, stay away from our country and stop ruining our city with your negative comments and your filthy bodies, you give hoover a bad name.
From: hotwaternotincluded	Date: 03/31/2007
this is the most hilarious and true review i have seen yet. in fact i thought it was so funny i printed a copy and hung it on my fridge. to whoever thinks an actual mexican wrote this, you are the clueless one
From: Anonymous	Date: 04/11/2007
The poster who said this is most likely white and assumes Black people and Mexican(s) are the blame. What a racist comment, you should be ashamed.
From: juaquita	Date: 12/16/2007
Anybody that finds this ---- funny is a simple-minded, racist, jackass. Its amazing how ignorant some can be. If this is how you feel and you truly believe in what you say,leave your name (don't be anonymous baby). And what the ---- is a typical mexican?!?!? B*tch this is not your country, YOU and your ancestors stole it from the -------. Go study your history, and sweet baby Hoover doesn't care anything about you either. Think big and get a mortgage!!! 2007 and this world is still full of hate and racism.

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