After living at Quads for a year, here is some advice to future residents:

1. Dont bother sleeping in your room because youll wake up at 5 AM when grounds maintenance is leafblowing outside your window and youll have to use the toilet which has the mother of all clogs and have to call a friend to pick you up and find a bathroom because you cant drive anywhere because while you were sleeping someone broke into your car and stole the stereo, broke the window, and took your favorite sunglasses, of course after calling your friend, make sure to answer the door because the cop is there to ask why he just received a complaint that you were being too noisy, after explaining to him that for paying $150/mo for electricity through APS, youd hope all of ASU could hear your leaking fridge's built in sound system, you then ask the cop to ask the hobo digging through the dumpster in the parking lot if he saw anybody break into your car as you go wash your feet because you stepped on 16 cockroaches just going to answer the door, then you decide to do your laundry next to the spa with economy bucket of cashews emptied in it as a late night partier throws beer bottles from the third floor at the guys playing football next to your window, then you walk back inside your apartment because you forgot your life savings in change for the washing machine and dryer, as you walk in you realize someone just stole stereo equipment from your living room and your friend, that has come to pick you up, runs out of the bathroom as noah's yellow flood follows him from your toilet clogged with the holy ark, you run out the door and step in a grocery bag filled with ---- your neighbor left for you after stealing your newspaper.

2. If you feel like blowing your money then...

You think this is a joke'!

User Responses
From: belmontrider	Date: 04/04/2006
funny as hell and TRUE

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