I am huge in the pants if you know what I mean. Being long in a stubby world is difficult.
Other guys are envious of your talent and the girls complain about the pain. You would think I would have people hanging all over me, both guys and girls. Curiously, everyone responds to me the same way, as if a monster just jumped out of my pants. Lucky for me I move to City Pointe, I explained my unfortunate situation to the manager here and he really seemed to understand. I was intrigued, so I displayed my trophy on his desk and he looked unimpressed. I grabbed it and started to wave it around; I even made some growling noises yet nothing. He stood up and said looked me in the eye and unrolled the most impressive display of man hood I have ever seen. He now refers to me as Tiny Tim and we are the best of friends. Thank god, for relax fit jeans and City Pointe.

Formerly Big Tim

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