Brooks Landing

I live at this apartment complex. I have a couple to the left and right of me. I'm not in a corner unit but everyone else is Alone/g.a.y/single. I just happen to be a single person clumped together with two other married people.

Here is my request: If you're going to fight, call each other names, and slam doors to the point where I cannot blog, watch TV in peace or sleep, The least you could do is announce it. Yes, That's right I want to know what you are fighting about. Please open all of your windows and scream at each other with clarity. If you hear my blender, that's me making a daiquiri. Take a break until I am done. I don't want to miss this. How can I take sides if I don't hear everything?

Yeah, she really is a ------- ---- isn't she? You should hear the ---- she talks to her mom while she is on the phone when you are at work. I hear it because she sits outside and smokes while she is on the phone. In fact I'm pretty sure the whole building knows your ----- size, income, blood type and what a cheap bastard you are.

So L and R neighbors, please when you do have these confrontations think of me. Open your windows first and then commence conflict. I promise to do the same for you.

Also, Mrs. Anorexic Lady that wears the almost see-through-skimpy-blouse and always looks really mad. You stare at me everyday when i park my Prius. Maybe its just because your really really hungry. Please stop that!

On the positive note. Living here is always entertaining and exciting. I forward for tommorow.

Last updated: 7/25/2007

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