John would regularly drive his tank to war...ur' I mean work, to fight this "war" against the tenants. Sometimes, he would have his troops dress up in uniforms made of SPAM. They would march around and bark orders and threatened us with the foul stench of their SPAM if we didn't follow his orders.
Once, he made me remove a redwood tree because apparently, 100' feet high is too high of a tree to grow at the community. Gimme a break! There are plenty of people that had 100' redwoods in their patio and the troops never said a word. I watched some of the residents plant these 100' redwoods from seeds. Take the old resident in 161 for example... he did whatever he wanted and acted as if he owned the place. They moved out for some reason and no sooner than they moved out, down came the 100' redwood.
How are spaceships supposed to land if they don't have adequate trees to hide their landings.
Then, I jumped in the pool once, instead of landing on water, John had replaced the water with Chocolate pudding. Doesn't he know that I'm allergic to Chocolate' How much more can a lady take' Well, unbeknowns to us, the aliens that landed had agreed to help fight the war against the tenants if he gave them a healthy supply of pudding.

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