The Reserve at Empire Lakes formerly Jefferson On Fourth
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No Parking and Cats!
From: -Anonymous-Date posted: 9/14/2006
Years at this apartment: 2003 - 2006
You have to fight for parking spots and, if you're lucky to get one, then you have to fight your way through cats. I've weighed some of the ones I've had to beat to death and they weigh up to 35lbs each. I've lost a wife, my daughters, and one son to the cats. I won't give up the fight though. We have cat hunting raids every Monday night, which really brings the community closer together. Never leave your apartment without a club of some sort. Sword lessons or karate lessons prior to move in are strongly suggested. x-2PE3sjUIIeetAHoKOk
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