Pescadero Apartments
< | >
You hear sex often - I told my wife she was preparing for group sex.
From: Jonny_StevensonDate posted: 4/6/2004
Years at this apartment: 2002 - 2004
1)Noise / Noise / Noise :
A)The walls and ceilings are paper thin - you hear pounding feet all the time. B)The washer and dyers look good, but are inexpensive and thus scream all night. C)You hear sex often - I told my wife it was a baby step preparing her for group sex.
2)Parking:
You get only one garage so you better have only one luxury car you yuppie! The parking spaces are tiny and 20% of the tenants are white trash who sport low riders. Message: your car will be dinged often (by accident, by rage) so buy that touch up paint now!
3)Sewage Plant :
Plant runs 24 / 7 processing human waste all night. Negative externalities include strong sewage smell, constant hum and burning of natural gas to fire the plant. Think oil refinery smell like on that highway to Napa!
4)Management Staff:
Robert Goldman (Manager-in-Training)is aggressive wannabe manager who is quick to quote you apartment rental law. Expect an attitude when the toilet clogs (no water pressure). Don't expect your deposit back.
5)Airplanes:
Moderate noise but constant. Big 747s seem to be flying closer.
6)High Voltage Lines:
Still blame my erectile dysfunction on these lines. If you have kids, I'd rethink Pescadero!
|
|
|
||||||||||||||||||||
I'm the author!
Lived here?
Free estimates on moving trucks
Find apartment share/roommates
Up to: Pescadero Apartments
Redwood City apartments
Disclaimer: No attempt has been made to verify or assure the accuracy of the claims made by the author of this opinion or responses. You must judge the truthfulness of any review and accept responsibility for your use of this information.




