Right now I'm listening to the fire alarm that has gone off 5 times in the last week (Once at 4am and again at 7am) and I have an assignment due this afternoon. I need to take a shower but the water is turned off from 9 am till 5pm. Yesterday was my birthday and I didn't want my friends to come over last night because I didn't want them to walk a mile because of the parking and have their cars ripped off. I have lived here for almost a year and a half and haven t said more than two sentences to any of the 10,000 people who live here because people genuinely don't give a flying F--k about any one else that lives here. I have two monsters that walk around upstairs all night (I'm on the third floor). The floors are so thin you can hear a cat running across the room upstairs. This morning I looked out my living room window and there was a man painting my patio. There are two wiener boy college students that live down stairs that get in fights all of the time and threaten to kill each other. By far the worst place I have ever lived and I was in the f-------g military. Do your self a favor and don't live here.

-I give my word that everything above is the 100% truth SROlYjGrgm2VnM-SactV

User Responses
From: Anonymous	Date: 05/24/2007
Holy ----. Paul is that you? This is by far the funniest ---- I have ever read in my LIFE! I hope the 2 monsters killed the painter, and the weiner college boys... Oh, yeah- I was gonna come and check out these apts, but not the ---- now!
From: Anonymous	Date: 05/26/2007
YOu sound too picky to live in an apartment.

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