Well YOU PEOPLE are really childish, intolerant and just plain ungrateful for this fantastic place we are lucky enough to call home!! Since you have clearly forgotten the "good stuff" LP has to offer; here is a friendly little reminder of some added value you get FREE OF CHARGE by just living here...

1) Wonderful early morning greetings by chouruses of screaming airplanes, crashing trash trucks and hammers. Ah, sweet music!

2) Participating in a cleaner environment and community by recycling...oops the hobo army made off with another bag of recyclables. Oh well, I'm sure they will put the money to good use.

3) Shopping from the comfort of your home. It's amazing! Young black kids come to your door at least 2-3 nights a week selling just about everything you never wanted. Gee whiz how convenient :)

4) You will be rewarded by rare intercultural exchanges as the Mexican maintenance workers scream at eachother in Spanish from the nearby apartment where they have been 'remodeling' for at least 3 months. Gosh, I hope they don't turn that wonderful trumpet music down so they can continue screaming. I am learning so much! You cannot get this language immersion with a day trip to TJ folks!

I am exhausted. There is just too much to list! Loma P. is the best so stop complaining!!!

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