Central Towers Apartments

Central Towers Apartments is recommended by:
64.0%
Overall Rating
3.07 out 5
Parking:
3.00 of 5
Maintenance:
3.93 of 5
Construction: 3.71 of 5
Noise:
3.43 of 5
Grounds: 2.79 of 5
Safety: 2.79 of 5
Office Staff:
3.57 of 5

455 Eddy St
San Francisco, CA 94109
415-673-1608
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Gem of the Pacific, Fortress of the Tenderloin

From: PhilLesh
Date posted: 1/31/2004
Years at this apartment: 1989 - 1990

 
I'll say one thing, you don't have to ask those Tenderloin fillies twice. In fact you don't have to ask them at all. For a while, I was checking out this lady who lived in the Hotel Jefferson across the street with my binoculars. Every morning she would air out her delicous and supple 40EEEs while she did her dishes. Well one morning the friendly and efficient guard at the desk buzzes me and tells me I have a lady visitor. I don't know who it could be, but I tell him to go ahead and send her up. Well a minute later who rings my doorbell but Busty herself. She had noticed me checking her out and decided to pay me a visit. I invited her in, and I will say Busty, much like the Great Shadowfax, knew thhe meaning of haste. In other words, within 30 seconds I had hit my jackpot, and she had found her licking stick. Of course the downside was that we did not practice safe sex and I had to endure a doctor putting a Q-tip *into* my ----- down at the clinic a few days later when I could no longer live with the paranoia of thinking what I might have caught from this tasty wench. That horrifying sight will live with me to the end of my days.

Another time I get on the elevator, heading up to my place on the 7th floor (Eddy side), and this lady who I had never seen before in my life asks me if she can come to my apartment. I'm ok with this, but when she comes in and sees I didn't have any furniture she says why don't we go up to her place on the 13th floor. Okey doke. We made small talk for about 5 minutes and then out of nowhere she asks me if I want to *do it*. Well she's no Nubian Prize, but I've notched relatively few Women of Color anyway, so what the hell. After about 3 hours I was quite pleaed when she asked me to leave.

Yes, the first thing that comes to mind when I think Central Towers is the stench of rotting fish that permeates the neighborhood. That distinctive *Scent of the Sea* is just a little more pronounced in Tenderloin women.

Great apartment. Great people. Great times. I give Central Towers a big thumbs up.

Recommended: NO
Overall Rating
3 out of 5
Parking:
1 of 5
Maintenance:
3 of 5
Construction: 3 of 5
Noise:
3 of 5
Grounds: 3 of 5
Safety: 3 of 5
Office Staff:
3 of 5
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