Fillmore Center Apartments

Truths about the Fillmo' Center... From: -Anonymous- Date posted: 10/3/2005 Years at this apartment: 2006 - 2006 2 responses   I was evicted for not signing the puppet addendum. I have three Sesame Street Puppets (ok...I stole em from the set about 25 years ago and have held them hostage for that lon). One is Roosevelt Franklin, One is Guy Smiley and the third is The Count. One day, when a maintenance guy came in to fix the hole in my apartment (a pipe bomb went off) he discovered my puppet collection. One of them must have handed him a note saying "get me out of here" because the next thing I know, the cops are at my door and I'm hauled off to the CLINK! After three months, I returned. I have an eviction notice with a note from management saying that "we have confiscated your puppet collection. We need for you to sign a puppet addendum for the sock puppets you have in your drawer." I walk into the room and the place is in a disarray. Frantic, I call the office, and a man with a German accent tells me "it is routine, Mein Herr. You did not hev ze right pehpers." Minutes later, I was hauled out and thrown out into the street: right into the annual San Francisco pachyderm parade. I was treated for injuries later that day. Other things about this place: there is machine gun fire occurring every 5 minutes right in front of my doorway. Parking secure' I once walked up to my Gremlin in the garage only to see that it had been stolen by some pranksters, hauled off to a demolition site, made into a cube of metal and steel and then brought back on a radio flyer. Man, that sucked. I was once beaten up by a group of thuggish 4 year olds in the lobby. That sucked too.

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