Where do I start.
From:
secretwar
Date posted:
6/12/2008
Years at this apartment:
2007
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2008
If you like Cockroaches as pets, and being solicited by sex offenders & drug addicts, then Twim Palms is for you! Not only does the management and staff untimely about doing anything helpful about fixing your toilet when it's fallen through to the floor level but they also enforce a DIY attitude about ways YOU can fix things. AC broken' "You know you can get one of those fans at target, I've seen them for only 50 bucks!" says a previous manager. And don't worry about bad credit, unemployment, drug history, or criminal history. No matter who you are, Twim Palms will rent to you. The apartment has a diverse community, including Maxene the raging alcoholic who will take your presense as an offense to her well being and threaten to "slit yo throat -----". You're garaunteed to have her as a close acquintance - she yells at you an inch away from your face.
& if you don't like cleaning, you will love the fact that management does not enforce cleanliness, even if it's become a health hazard! They'll even refuse to contain the cockroach infestation as a symbol of garaunteed filthiness. So come on down and party with the peeps at Twin Palms - just follow the loud music playing at all hours of the day. Afterwards grab yourself a hooker just outside the mailboxes. And if they aren't there, just give one of the managers a ring and they will direct you to their apartment number.
Oh & I almost forgot. Parking - park in anyone's spot, the management will not care or inform you if a tenant complains. They will be told to find parking elsewhere even though they pay for it month to month.
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