Aventine Apartments

FALSE ADVERTISING From: -Anonymous- Date posted: 5/17/2008 Years at this apartment: 2007 - 2008 1 response   Here is how the add reads....my comments are in BOLD Experience luxurious living GIVE ME A BREAK!!LUXURIOUS'' amid the rugged beauty of the Rocky Mountains. Located in southeast Denver just minutes from downtown, the Denver Tech Center and Cherry Creek Reservoir, The Aventine offers residents maximum luxury, comfort and convenience. SHOULD READ: DIRT, DRUGS & CRAPPY STAFF HOPE YOU NEVER NEED MAINTENCE! Community Features Laundry Facilities On Each Floor ALWAYS DIRTY, AND ALWAYS OCCUPIED! .Billiards Room OH REALLY'''' BYOB (BRING YOUR OWN BALLS) Clubroom And Activity Room PLAY ROOM FOR THE KIDS ROAMING THE HALLS ON BIKES Indoor Racquetball Court THAT HAS NOT BEEN CLEANED SINCE IT WAS PUT IN Tennis And Sports Courts FULL OF DOG SH** Indoor And Outdoor Pools I WOULDNT TAKE MY CHANCES IN GETTING IN, WHO KNOW WHAT IS GROWING IN THERE!!! OWNERS MUST BE IRISH ITS ALWAYS GREEN Newly-Remodeled Fitness Center IN 1973! .24Hour Maintenance ... 24 HOUR MAINTENANCE'' OH THATS RIGHT (MY BAD) YOU HAVE TO CALL THEM EVERY 24 HOURS! Billiards DIDNT IT SAY THAT BEFORE'' GUESS WE NEED TO MAKE THE PLACE SOUND GOOD!!! Close to Public Transportation I WILL GIVE IT THAT! TO BAD ITS NOT CLOSE TO THE HOSPITAL! Club House... AGAIN DIDNT IT ALREADY SAY THAT''' .Covered Parking FOR THE LOW FEE OF $50 PLUS, BE CAREFUL YOU MAY BE SHOT WALKING UP THE DIRTY STAIRS! Elevator BE READY TO HIKE 6 FLOORS!!! Fitness Center ONCE AGAIN MAKING THE AMNENITIES SOUND GOOD FOR THE 2ND TIME. Garage SAME THING AS THE COVERED PARKING MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR BULLET PROFF VEST!! Gated Entrance/Controlled Access YEP THERE IS A GATE..JUST DRIVE RIGHT IN! IT HAS BEEN BROKEN SINCE 1963 High Rise AGAIN BE READY FOR THE HIKE TO WHATEVER FLOOR YOU MAY LIVE ON On-Site Management HOW DOES ONE RESPOND TO THIS... I JUST PISS*D MY PANTS LAUGHING! Pet Friendly..AND YOU NEVER HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER THEM, JUST CALL THE 24 HOUR MAINTANCE OR BETTER YET JUST PILE IT IN THE HALLWAYS WITH THE REST OF THE TRASH .Resident Events OH THANKS FOR THE DONUT AND JUICE ONCE A YEAR. Standard Cable LIVING ROOM ONLY. LUXURIOUS AT ITS BEST!!!

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