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(Mmmmmm that's good satire)

User Responses
From: dude662	Date: 03/27/2006
Thanks man! I needed a good laugh, and my co-workers too, and you saved me a trip to that "place".
From: Anonymous	Date: 03/22/2007
I have to commend this review. I see the Overwhelming number of negative reviews, but I also know that it is very easy to ----- (whether or not it actually happened, I will never know). But this post really hit home because only someone with intelligence can create amusing satire, and for this, I thank you for your warning. It shall be heeded.

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