Cascade Village Apartments

I must have been on drugs when I rented this dump From: -Anonymous- Date posted: 10/4/2001 Years at this apartment: 2000 - 2001   Words cannot express the extreme disdain and hatred that I feel for the operators of this cesspool, but Ill give it a shot. Lets start with when I first viewed the apartment. I was told that it was generally very quiet and pleasant. The first night I was there a train roared in so close I didnt know whether to call my Mommy or walk over to the leasing office and just start hitting people. The inch of ice on the sidewalks every morning was always a welcome challenge; the leaking fire hydrants that created a bumper car rink in the parking lot was also a fun obstacle each morning on the way to work. The pool was well decorated with rotten leaves and some sort of mucus, I dont even want to think about what it was. I also liked how they told me that I would have no problem getting a garage, then after I was locked into the lease they informed me I would get a garage just about in time to have my grandkids park their damn bikes in it. And after a hard days work whats nicer than relaxing in the freezing cold hot tub or maybe enjoying a visit with some of my schizophrenic neighbors. I especially liked the ones who were always smoking pot and in the mean time would lock their four-year-old daughter out of the place in subzero temperatures in her pajamas and no shoes (Im seriously not making this up). And then to top that off when I went to the office to tell them about it, they told me that they wanted nothing to do with it, that I should just call the police and deal with it myself (so I did, by the way). Another good one - when I bought out of my lease they made me re-pay a "discount" they offered me. Neat!! I could seriously write a book on reasons not to live in this hellhole. If you like child abuse, gun shots, and totally shoddy and inadequate living conditions, this is your place. Otherwise, keep looking. I would seriously live in a damn tent before Id move back into this skankpalace. Srew that - Id live in the open range under the stars in nothing but a loin cloth in a blizzard before youd catch me back at this place. Ive lived in a lot of bad places in my life, nothing even comes close to this. I know what hell is like now. I would rather be skinned alive, dipped in salt, and nailed to an anthill listening to Barbara Streisand while Rosie O-Donnel is giving me a lap dance than even take a walk through this place again. In closing - a message to the management of this pukehole: I hope you come down with a case of massive diarrhea, that your children grow up to hate you and put you into a second-class retirement home as early as possible. May God have mercy on your miserable souls. Sincerely Ihopeyouch

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