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1. The garbage trucks outside in the morning sound like giant filthy robots locked in epic battle for world domination. It's a scene out of a Spielberg movie. It sounds like the soundrack to The War of The Worlds.
2. Sneaking out of your apartment in an attempt to escape the noise, delusional folk grab you into their conversations. There was a guy downstairs wearing a Fred Flinstone costume - no it was not Oct 31st.
3. DO NOT I repeat DO NOT take furniture from the dumpster. As it is just a cockroach Trojan horse. When you see them roaches dancing on your wall, you'll find yourself spewing out profanity at 3 in the morning, spending days looking for their nest, and desperately trying to shake them off in your sleep. If it is already too late for you, just hope that the noise from the clash of evil robot titans is enough drive the roaches away.
Best of Luck,
BOO YA!
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| From: barbarbarbarbar | Date: 11/03/2005 |
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LOL!
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| From: abu789 | Date: 12/12/2005 |
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thats nasty, that can't be real.
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| From: anaooolol | Date: 04/29/2006 |
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OH IT'S REAL, alright. Trust me on this.
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