The Woodner Apartments
3636 16th Street NW, Washington, DC 20010
202-328-2800  WEBSITE save favorite
AVERAGE RATING
recommended by:
50%

overall rating:
2.4
2.2
2.19 Parking:
3.1
3.14 Maintenance:
2.8
2.76 Construction:
2.7
2.72 Noise:
2.7
2.74 Grounds:
2.6
2.6 Safety:
2.7
2.66 Office Staff:
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WOODNER SERF (COMMENT 1/17/2007

From: -Anonymous-
Date posted: 1/25/2008
Years at this apartment: 2008 - 2008
User Response is available. 2 responses
 
To Woodner Serf!!! Yes, you did stay for 2 years; thus you are stupid. Worst of all, you're racist to the uttermost!!! The roaches and vermin witnessed your RACISM. Maybe, folks were haggard faced because when seeing you they lost bowels and pee pee. You're probably an ugly single white female; pimped out to the "Swollen Members". Now they call you Woodner Swallow. Your Michelin man appearance hearken back to the wonderful 80s when the GHOST BUSTER team had to shoot you down. You're english is probably filled with racist retoric which will probably be useful to a campaign opponents/federal goverment official. And yes, I would love to be the one to present your "editorial". When you made love to the "San Salvordorian" gentleman; was it to pay semesters, books, food, etc. If you are no longer a resident; may the draft of the wind wrinkle your gown; may the wind topple your cap, and may your hood blow off of your face. Finally, I am certain Bull Connor smiles up at you and the ROACHES, VERMINS, BEDBUGS, ANTS, Possums - say: FREE AT LAST!!! FREE AT LAST!!! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY WE'RE FREE AT LAST.

Recommended: YES
Overall Rating
3 out of 5
Parking:
3 of 5
Maintenance:
3 of 5
Construction: 3 of 5
Noise:
3 of 5
Grounds: 3 of 5
Safety: 3 of 5
Office Staff:
3 of 5
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User Responses

From: Anonymous Date: 04/21/2008
You're stupid to the uttermost, but that's why we love you and your charming review of racial tensions in the Woodner. A bad review of the Woodner does not equal Jim Crow, brother man. Educate yourself as you enjoy the vermin and not-gross-at-all residents of the Woodner.
From: Pearl75 Date: 07/24/2008
I concur 4/21/08! Being frustrated with the fact that it is increasingly difficult to communicate in American English in AMERICA doesn't make you a criminal! I stay annoyed by people that I cannot understand because of their accents or broken English yet they seem to have some sort of disdain or annoyance for me because I can speak and understand clear English but they cannot!! Beyond that, it's d@mn near impossible not to be somewhat racist in America anyway... it is what our country was built on if you actually think about our history. Perhaps the vermin and roach liberator might do well to learn the difference between racism and bigotry.
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