Try getting your facts straight Genius!

I never stopped anyone to get gossip on residents. You employees seem to talk about residents pretty freely though. That is where I got all my info. You talk about residents and you talk about each other. Nice professional privacy practices there.

AndI know you live there because you do not have a choice.

I was never offered a transfer to another unit. I requested it repeatedly but the ------- told me I would not be happy in any apartment so do not bother. That is the helpful response I got.

I never complained about a neighbor at three in the morning, genius!

The next door neighbor was using his apartment as vacation retreat for all his relatives. It was not even his primary residence. Did you know that' Every week someone new was staying there and making all kinds of noise at all hours of the night. Did you live in my apartment genius' Did you know what he put me through from day one with his noise. Were you there when he pulled his cars into the garage below me at twelve thirty at night with the stereo blasting. He was not supposed to be using his apartment as a vacation hideaway for friends and relatives. It is agianst the terms of the lease. When he found out I complained, he did more crap to make noise. Nice Guy. Good holy man. Were you there when the office ----- repeatedly mouthed off to me about it'''

And the genius on the other end of the building did not really have a party till four o clock in the morning, right' I guess I imagined it. I guess I imagined the drunks screaming off the porch and the music shaking my whole apartment all night. I guess all the other tenants who complained and called the cops that night must have had the same dilusional dream I did. Right Genius' Nice place to live.

As far as the maintanence staff goes, it took three weeks of me contacting the office to get them to fix the broken garage door molding to keep the critters out.
Four times I asked them to replace a non functioning deadbolt lock in the garage, and they never did. Non functioning locks in an apartment are against the law in the state of Florida because it is a fire hazard.
I asked them three times to fix a cieling fan, and they never did. What happened to my twenty four hour maintanence gaurantee' You sure know what you are talking about genius! They are not bad guys, they just have incompetent bosses.

The nitwit with the car stereo blasting while he cleans his car was another dream of mine huh' I do not think so. He was not in his driveway ahole. He was parked directly behind my unit shaking my walls. You were there right' I do not think so, so stop talking through your fat ass. Every time the guy pulls up to his house, he has the stereo blasting. So what do you know about it. That is really nice and considerate behavior on his part. Very mature too. Right genius' You need to do that. This is the same guy who bounced a seventy five dollar check to Comcast. High quality folks. Funny, my checks do not bounce.

The two little angels on the scotters were also photographed by another resident as they were driving through the breezeway of another building beeping their horns harassing residents. I guess that resident is a pervert too' Three other tenants called the police on these angels as well as yours truly. Get your facts straight whitey! They were also following me to the pool at night and shouting curses at me from the street. I guess in white trash land, that would be considered normal behavior. Right Trashy'

The genius with the car alarm repeatedly woke me up because she was too stupid to figure out how to push a button, not a malfunction of the alarm. So I guess we should all set our car alarms off in the middle of the night and disturb people who are trying to sleep. This is appropriate bahaivior also, right trashy' How come I can work my car alarm without bothering other people' Is it that difficult'

And for your information I taped the daily screaming tards because the wonderful office staff refused to believe there was a problem with the noise level. So I sent them the video the next day.
And you do not dictate what hours I should be working or what I should be doing with my time. What do you know about me you trashy pig. Because someone documents something on a camcorder does not mean you are a pervert. The best way to document a problem is on video. Do you understand that genius' At least I can afford a video camera. Good parents supervise their kids and see that they bahave. Other tenants have rights and we all pay rent, unlike you who gets government assistance. I guess because I grew up in a nice upper middle class town not a trailer park, I do find out of control tards to be annoying. Get some class trashy. I think your the closet pedophile not me baby.

For your information genius, I dictated the terms of my release from the lease, not Gobbles. They did not want me around because I was causing them to actually work. Want to see the letter from management genius'

It is funny how every cop we spoke to said that Gobbles was the number one complex for diturbance complaints in Celebration. I guess I imagined hearing that too. I must have also imagined one of the Gobbles employees telling me they had so many problems in the one building that they had to get a sheriffs officer to live there. I guess all the negative things we heard from the realtors in town and other apartment leasing agents about Gobbles was imagined too. Everybody we spoke to said they heard nothing but bad things about Gobbles, from utilty workers to deli clerks, they all had heard about peoples bad experiences there. So,keep your head up your ass buddy!

It funny how you say the majority of residents have been there for two years, because all I saw was moving trucks literally everyday in that place. That is always a good sign.

By the way genius, I pay rent and I have a right to use the pool or any other amenity I choose to. I never went to any social gathering or ate any food, so I do not know where you get your facts from. Maybe from the bottom of the crack pipe you were smoking' I would not associate with trash like you if I have a choice. Was not me baby. Keep on tokin!

You forgot to to tell people about the recent armed robbery attempt right in front of Gobbles on Celebration Ave. I am glad you feel safe.

I think Celebration is a nice place, that is why my family chooses to live here. It is perverts like you that disgrace it. If it was not for the short sited mistake of building apartments here, people like you would not exist here. It is a shame you are here. You do not belong here with the rest of us hard working people.

I must say how amusing it is that you got every point wrong in your asinine ramblings. It seems you are really obsesed with me. You seem to have been watching my every move. But I am insane. Right genius' Spreading lies is the right thing to do in life. Do you go to church too' Hypocrite!

I would assume from your intimate knowledge of my personal business that you must be one of the minimum wage Gobbles witches. If not, then the witches are in for a hell of a law suit giving out my personal information. Which college did you graduate from' Oh, you did not go to college. I guess that explains why you are working for minimum wage in a half assed leasing office and content living in a noisy apartment building for years on end. That is something my wife and I aspire to. What a life! I would imagine that is why you are so angry and perverted. The fact that you can not rise above living in rentals must eat away at you every day. When you see sucessful people like myself and my spouse, it must eat you up inside and that is why you spew the lies that you do. You certainly have accomplished much with your life. Never having a real home is something to be proud of. I guess your comment that they helped you when times were tough really says it all. I bet your whole life has been tough. When you are an idiot, you make bad decisions and screw up your life. Fortunately we are not idiots.

Your sure got all your facts wrong ass wipe. But one thing I have learned in life is that you can not win an arguement with an idiot.

To all potential residents of Gobbles, let this persons postings be a warning to you. The information given out in that posting was private and personal. Only a Gobbles employee would have knowledge of these events. So you can see for yourself how they do business there, and in turn substantiates the claims I have made about their incompetence and unprofessional business conduct. Certainly you also need to worry about them misusing your personal credit information as well. Nice folks!

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