Hi...
My name is Shatavia and I live in Charter Landing. If you need a snake or any dangerous animal removed don't bother to call the manager dude cause they will tell you right off that you should remove your own damn snakes.

Now, I know that not everyone is down with that and I understand, which is why I am offering my services at special rates to my fellow tenants.

If you call right now I will come and remove dangerous and poisonous animals from your premises and you dont even have to pay for the GAS! In fact I will remove up to THREE dangeorous animals for one low price!

So, the next time a croc or a venemous snake shows up on your porch, dont bother management with it, just gimme a call and I will be right over!

Satisfaction GUARANTEED or you get the next six months rent FREE!

User Responses
From: snakehandler	Date: 05/04/2006
Shatavia be right. Manager man say "move your own dam snake" and Shatavia came and got all hard core with da gasoline and that snake be seeing some better days. Of course the vinyl siding didnt do too well but that aint Shatavia's problem and it sho nuff aint managements problem either, they gots a lotta crack to smoke so they busy. Call my girl Shatavia and she WILL come and put the big hurt on your snakes. She is down with it!
From: unknownjaneddoe	Date: 05/12/2008
Hmmm, if you don't like nature, don't move onto a property that is backed up to a river and stunning nature preserve. Hmmm, sounds like common sense to me. Maybe that is in short supply where you are from.

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