This apartment complex is by far the biggest dump I have ever lived in. The so-called amenities are ----, the girls are not that hot, the walls are thinner than an ethiopian on a six-month fast, the leasing office/management has the intelligence level of whale dung (i think it has something to do with their latin heritage), and the parking situation is intolerable.

the only benefit of this hole is that one of the leasing agents (she's a pretty little south american girl) is easy to get in the sack. just buy her a chalupa and a shot of tequila and her legs are up in the air.

Your thoughts? Post a response to this review. Display my response: with my username anonymously Responses appear below reviews and one response per user is permitted.

   Free estimates on moving trucks      Find apartment share/roommates