Hate your life and wanna take it out on others' This is the perfect job for you! If you DON'T know how to use a computer, answer a phone, or smile this would be the perfect place for you to work. Not much english required here either tell all those lazy incompetent people you know that Metro Place would probably love to hire them. And if you know someone who likes to steal ----, the maintenance would be the perfect job opportunity for them. AND your guaranteed to get away w/ it!!

On the real though, I swear there's a gun shooting range somewhere in this complex. . .or are there really that many people shooting guns around here' And you'll get used to the Orlando police dept. helicopter flying over head nearly every night. But when I asked a police officer that was in the complex for another reason what to do when gun shots are heard, he laughed and said "Duck low". Considering someone fired a bullet into a building at 4 o'clock on a Sunday afternoon, no time is necessarily safe. I heard a girl screaming that got mugged and her car stolen in the middle of the afternoon one day. If I had more ----in' money, I wouldn't be stuck in this --------.

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