THESE APARTMENTS ARE THE PERFECT PLACE TO LIVE IF:
YOU ARE 90 OR OLDER

YOUR SEVERLY OVERWEIGHT BECAUSE YOU BURN UP ABOUT 2000 CALORIES ON YOUR HIKE FROM YOUR APARTMENT TO YOUR PARKING SPOT IN BETWEEN THE 20 FOOT BOAT AND THE 18 WHEELER

YOU COLLECT WIERD INSECTS FOR A LIVING
YOU WONT EVEN HAVE TO GO LOOKING FOR THEM THEY JUST LET THEMSELVES IN THE THE GAPS UNDER ALL THE DOORS

YOU ENJOY DOING PAINT AND BODY WORK BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE A NEW PROJECT EVERY TIME YOU LEAVE YOUR CAR PARKED IN THEIR PARKING LOT OVERNIGHT

YOU HAD POLIO AS A SMALL CHILD.THE UNEVENESS OF THE FLOOR WILL MAKE IT AS IF YOUR LEGS ARE THE SAME LENGTH

YOU WANT TO BE FINED 25 DOLLARS FOR HAVEING A GUEST PAST 10 O' CLOCK PM

YOU DONT MIND LOSING YOUR PHONE LINES AND CABLE EVERY TIME IT SPRINKLES

YOU DONT HAVE OR ENJOY ANIMALS

YOU DONT MIND HAVING YOU INTERNET CABLE AND PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER THAT IS OUT OF NEWORLEANS BEING YOUR ONLY CHOICE OF PROVIDERS

YOU DONT DRINK ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES

YOU DONT MIND EVERYTHING ALWAYS BEING BROKEN OR DIRTY ie; SWIMMING POOL,GYM EQUIPMENT , JACUZZI, "SECURITY GATES".

YOU WONT BE BOTHERED BY A MOSQUITO INFESTED, STAGNANT HOLDING POND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COMPLEX

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST THESE APARTMENTS ARE PERFECT FOR YOU IF:

YOU ARE DEAF BLIND AND HAVE NO SENSE OF SMELL BECAUSE THE NASTY STENCH, PANORAMIC VIEW, AND NOISY TRUCKS COMING FROM THE CITY DUMP LOCATED 500 YARDS FROM THE COMPLEX WILL BE OF NO CONCERN TO YOU.

User Responses
From: MARCUSPOINTHELL	Date: 03/26/2006
AMEN! AMEN! AMEN!

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