Jackson Square At The Hrmtg
1767 Hermitage Blvd, Tallahassee, FL 32308
850-386-3633  WEBSITE save favorite
AVERAGE RATING
recommended by:
72%

overall rating:
3.9
4.1
4.07 Parking:
3.9
3.86 Maintenance:
3.7
3.66 Construction:
3.5
3.52 Noise:
4.0
3.97 Grounds:
4.1
4.07 Safety:
3.9
3.93 Office Staff:
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Better than dropping the kids off at the pool !!!!

From: -Anonymous-
Date posted: 6/29/2006
Years at this apartment: 2006 - 2006
User Response is available. 8 responses
 
I must say when I moved in I was very pleased. The staff was very helpful. They provided me with helpful information without solicitation. I also loved that I could not smell the bowel movements of other residents (it is enough to smell my own). I once stayed in an apartment complex that stunk of urine and feces. Small Children would have "poop fights" all day in the summer. The only break from those infamous battles came to watch the stray cats and dogs make love. I swore I would never live like that again. Thankfully at Jackson Square I dont have too. Thank you Jackson Square!


Recommended: YES
Overall Rating
5 out of 5
Parking:
5 of 5
Maintenance:
5 of 5
Construction: 5 of 5
Noise:
5 of 5
Grounds: 5 of 5
Safety: 5 of 5
Office Staff:
5 of 5
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User Responses

From: Joye Date: 03/01/2007
Excellent perspective. I feel the same way about "poop fights"...although, I have to be honest, I miss the the feeling of throwing poop.
From: Anonymous Date: 04/18/2007
I have never read a review that was so comprehensive and informative.
From: Anonymous Date: 07/05/2007
I agree! There is so much that can be derived from the amount of Flatulence in the air.
From: Anonymous Date: 04/29/2008
Please tell me the complex still has poop fights...I have been looking for a place to call home! Who farted, yummy...
From: Anonymous Date: 08/10/2008
What the hell is wrong with you people??? I am trying to research these apartments and all you are providing are stories about ca-ca and doo-doo!!! As such, I have a problem with constipation so I have my wife stick her arm up my ass and give me a daily mandatory enema. With this excess 'ammo', perhaps we could join in on those shite skirmishes??? Please let me know at: dung-hung@yahoo.com
From: Anonymous Date: 01/06/2009
Amen Brother... Tell me, is there perhaps an opportunity to conduct a scat clinic on-site. Oh my, the freedom and opportunity that come from living with feces can be harmonious!Please call my office at 850) 592-9835. I look forward to scat spackle and poop promises.
From: Anonymous Date: 04/22/2009
What he hell! That is so inapproptiate, but suprisingly fascinating and erotic.
From: Anonymous Date: 09/02/2009
Two Girls, One Cup should have won an oscar. I lived in these apartments and they sucked. My AC ran all day long because they idiot maintenence staff could never fix it. The place in ran by retards. Good place for pooping though.
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