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1. Do you enjoy practicing home repairs on someone elses property' Have a problem because the building construction is third world like' They'll just blame it on you and not do anything about it, which gives you the great opportunity to fix it yourself!
2. Like washing dishes by hand and not having an effective garbage disposal' Then you'll really get fulfillment out of these lowest quality available appliances!
3. Enjoy cheap porn, but without the images' You'll get plenty courtesy of the paper thin walls and your trashy neighbors!
4. Always forgetting to throw out last years antique laptop and iPod that have been hiding in your car' The kindly thieves that frequent the parking lots will be happy to help you out!
5. Didn't really want to hang out with your significant other tonight after all' The top notch call box at the entrance will ensure that their call to open the gate won't get through anyways! Problem solved!
6. Miss the sound of fireworks when it's not the Fourth' The gunshots from the neighborhood drug dealers doing business on the top floor of the parking garage will brighten your nighttime mood!
7. Want to speed up your morning jogs' The rapist down the block will really put some extra pep into your step!

Just look at all the fine features the great folks from AMLI are offering you! How can you say no'!

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