Hello dears, I'm a lady of patrician standing with a lovely dining room table featuring world class diamonds. I have awe-inspiring homes in Catalina California, Munich, Rome, Paris and my apartment here in Atlanta... a world class city with so much culture and a first rate symphony.

The gracious men on the maintaining staff are heaven's delight when they come to repair a clogged pipe in my home or to clean my drapes. I enjoy having a glass or eight of brandy while watching them perform.

Phipps Place brings immense pleasure to the table when I'm in town to enjoy a break from the mundane tasks of Paris and the horrible weather in Catalina California... not to mention the awful cuisine in Rome.

I always enjoy a casual chat in the leasing centre with the affluent ladies. We often speak of french country furnishings and of my late father's farm and vineyards in the south of France. The ladies of Phipps Place are a touch of elegance that every place needs. I particularly enjoy my profound chats with Lady Connie, she is a patrician by heart not to mention a lady of great standings in the community.

Please come visit Phipps Place, and knock upon my door... I'd love to have you over for a glass of red wine and some eggrolls from my new home under construction in Tokyo. I'd love to show you my collection of diamond studded telephones and end tables.

Living at Phipps Place also has a hidden amenity: being in such close proximity of many pharmaceutical dealers. One entertaining lady by the name of Shalindrah Adams, she drives a lovely Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG, Shalindrah sells many types of pharmaceuticals from Lortab to powder grade cocaine.

My French countryside poodle, Princess Eliza Wainwright, loves living here at Phipps Place. Here, she is looked upon favorably by the many asian persons that have chosen this patrician resort as a home.

My exotic white persian cat, King James Windsor, also enjoys living here. He oftentimes will rest upon a window sill and peer out at the patricians gathering in the courtyard on their way to agora to fetch lovely eating items and linens.

The neighborhood is lovely with some stunning views of construction sites and horrific people waiting for the public transit system. I do think one day I caught the unearthly glimpse of a black lady in a green jacket scratching at her pubic region. Another day, I was witness to a horrible --- man wearing a very unstylish pair of trousers with some outdated shoes. I was nearly floored by despair. These displays of poverty are almost everyday signs around Phipps Place. I know for sure that these poverty stricken persons linger on the exterior of Phipps Place to catch of glimse of my new outfits and matching hats day by day.

Should you feel the need to stroll, one may stroll to some commoner stores in the area, Neiman-Marcus and Saks Fifth Avenue. There are a host of discount stores such as Parisian, Bloomingdale's, Macy's, and the bargain closeout store... Target.

A lovely fast food restaurant, Blue Pointe, is just around the corner. I enjoy sitting down to a light fare each night before taking sleep in my grand bedroom.

One must be cautious when walking around in the night. I have heard tales from fellow patrician ladies that there are many pharmaceutical dealers living at Phipps Place. I shiver with distress as I even think that such a highly regarded premier property such as this one would host such denizens. Darling, I wish they would all just move themselves to Holland.

I am witness that some rap artists live here at Phipps Place. How do I know' Well, I see these vehicles with overly large wheels that sparkle to the tune of some song with the word ----- and ----- repeated several thousand times. I have heard that some ----- by the name of Ashanti lives here.

There are many strapping men living here that are single. I did find many of them to be homosexual or Republican. In some cases, both, what a mortifying thought! Many ladies living here are barren ----- trogs that cannot smile or speak back when fetching parcels in the mail reception centre. Perhaps these are the same women that are married to these homosexual males'''

The residents at Phipps Place are a mix of fellow patrician, plebian, and patrician has been.

This is the breakdown:

Floors 1-3: Common People and Servants
Floors 4-5: Plebians and Bankers
Floors 6-7: Patricians and Lawyers
Floors 8 : Lords and Royalty
Townhomes : Social outcasts

Phipps Place makes me smile, I love it. It is nothing compared to Ville Aux Checs in Paris... or Pacific Mist in Catalina. Lease a lovely home here and find out why this patrician lady enjoys it.

Don't worry if you leave your garage door opening unit elsewhere, Phipps Place has been designed with an easy entry in mind. Just simply follow a neighbor through the gate or walk right over the fence that faces Kingsboro Road... it is only four feet high.

User Responses
From: bertha88	Date: 06/17/2005
Who wrote this? Funny.......Get a job or a hobby. Reaaly....
From: sheliajones	Date: 06/17/2005
Dear "Patrician at heart," Have you looked at the ajc.com classified section for a job?.....They are looking for good comedy acts. It is evident that you have way too much time on your hands! Also, you can also sign up for a pottery or ceramic class. I think you might need to take King James Windsor and Princess Eliza Wainwright and move back to Ansley Park.
From: anniecl	Date: 03/19/2006
i'm sure you got turned on looking at the "black lady" scuffing her pubic area. you are a despicable freak, you're not french, you are a country small minded,good for nothing, uneducated...Go back to your redneck village with your toothless people, get a life, and learn the word humble while you're at it. a Real french woman
From: mr.fartz	Date: 11/26/2007
funny stuff. thanks for taking the time to write it. sarcasm is beyond the concepts of most regular boogees.

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