Very spacious one-bedroom apartments!
Pool that is closed after November 1st even if the tempuratures climb to 80 degrees on a Saturday.
Management is great at putting their makeup on, but other than that... they should hire the troop of ants that line my kitchen to manage the property since they have a clue about organization.
One of my favorite amenities is the wonderful scent of Hooters Chicken Wings that can be smelled and seen drifting across the wasteland of bulldozed trees that so eloquintly leaves for its tenants the vastness of the hustling and bustling of 278 traffic and the timeless harmonies of large dumptrucks saranading one another as the back up!! I tell ya... it fills my panties with the delight of a 14 year old boy telling me to "F" off as he races by my car and throws a rotten apple core at me as I return to my apartment after a long day at work!
My husband is not in the military but if I were --- and had a husband in the military he would tell me that he would not allow me to live in a place that allows its tenants to throw the beloved Christmas Eve bash until 3:00AM while our bastard children toss and turn while dreaming of santa and his little helpers only to be awakened by the alice in chains/ n'sync mix tape that our downstairs neighbors continue to blast.
How about the low income families living in the Columns (apartment complex across the street) that have taken up the Magnolia staff,swimming pool, and tenant vehicles as their own. I am sorry but I am not paying my inflated apartment rates to allow the Beverly Hillbillies to take their bar of soap across the street and jump over our wonderful and awe-inspiring "security" fence to take their monthly bath in my "swimming/bathing" pool that the Magnolia people call an amenity. It is fun to relax and sunbathe in the same water that Nell Carter washed her stubbled arm pits in.
I love my aparment and everything in it, but as for the rest of this nuclear crater that this website calls an aparment complex, I will tell you to stay away...unless of course no other apartment allows for your dog to relieve and excrete it's tender bombs on any grassy area labeled Magnolia Commons.
The owner of this aparment complex should suffer through an excruciating and unknown bone and genital disease so that we can call that disease "Magnolia Commons"!
If I were you... I would find some nice sidewalk space down at 5-points in Atlanta... at least you won't be paying an arm and a leg!

User Responses
From: Anonymous	Date: 09/14/2008
This is prefect
From: -------13	Date: 01/26/2009
Haaaaaaaaaaa, this is by far the best review I have read! I love it. And you are completely correct. Kudos.

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