Oh how I love Lakeside Apartments. Been here 6 months and have loved every single milli-second of it! It's wonderful to come home and know that I am able to fulfill that crack/cocaine habit at a whim. Why your neighbors sell the stuff right out of their apartment door!

Thank god i'm an insomniac, because the noisy neighbors and loud parties in the parking lot really give me something to do at 3am on a Tuesday morning. Oh, and my car has been vandalized and broken into several times... which for me is a GREAT thing! My insurance sends me a check for the repairs but I never repair anything and KEEP the money. CHA-CHING! Talk about a monthly bonus!

Did you know cockroaches are high in fiber and protein' Either did I, but apparently they have tons of these nutrious delights throughout every apartment. They really do care for your health and nutrition. My upstairs neightbors who regularly have loud sex are also a riot! The walls and floors are so paper thin it seems like they are in the bed with me! I may even have been impreganted, but let's not jump to conclusions... yet!

I remember one night a large gathering of young'ns in the apartment above me repeatedly vomited on my balcony below them, right into the air conditioner! MMMM.... someone had McDonalds today!

Good thing I just started to exercise because I usually have to park about a mile or two from my apartment building. It gives me a good workout as I run from my car to my apartment dodging the druggies and drunks as they try to grab me. Bad bad criminals!

I have talked to the leasing office staff several times about how wonderful my experiences have been here, but they seem to be from another planet... Maybe Mars or Jupiter, not too sure. I got out of there before they pulled out their ray guns. I heard about a drive by about a month ago a few buildings over. Wonder if they were using ray guns... ZAP!

Being a "wannabe" designer, I loves using many many textures. And that's exactly what I found in my apartment home. How many textures do you ask' About 10! Many different shades of white and beige... probably attirbuted to the fact that for the past 30 years they just paint over and over and over and over, leaving roughly 200 layers of paint! My apartment was supposed to be 900 sq ft, I think it's been painted down to about 550, maybe 575... gotta measure!

Do you like real soft, fancy, plush carpeting that you can fall asleep on' So do I! I should really replace this patio liner they call carpeting with that... that'd be so swell. Do you like privacy while going #1 or #2' I don't, and thats fine because there are so many layers of paint on the bathroom door, it won't even shut. Peek on in, can you guess which number i'm in the middle of!

Overall, this place is my little heaven on earth.

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