Wow! The Hebron Townhouses are everything I hoped for and more! The alley behind my townhome reminds me of an ------- Safari, minus the zebras and lions of course. Well, I guess minus everything but the monkeys and add some Chevy Caprices, garbage and shell casings. My neighbors remind me of gentile tribesmen, new to the ways of the western world. In fact, I spotted a member of the tribe engaged in a form of communication with his offspring. I recall the conversation being along the lines of, "Aye, close the mu----in screen doe! I'm laid up in da house sleep and y'all lettin the mu----in flies in!" This breed is especially active at 2pm during the summer season. You can hear the mating calls and observe the rituals right from your living room! I recall a colored boy in the street shouting to a young colored girl, "Aye! What yo name is'! Lemme git dem digits!" She became pregnant within 7 minutes from her initial response of, "Sheeat, you got some ends'!" I'm not sure of the human translation of this exchange but I can assure you it's one of beauty.

There is a rec room on the property grounds also. Well actually, it's the gravel in the parking lot. People (relative term) drink Wild Irish Rose and throw dice or play dominoes. It's a great time and I've made a lot of new friends like that!

Sometimes the female tribe members perform a special dance to homemade music full of percussion and animal noises. They call this dance 'p-poppin' and it's an absolute work of art. The female will jirate each buttock both individually and simotaneously to the beat of the drums, or in this case, 5 gallon buckets. Simply amazing.

Overall, I have to say I've got more than I bargained for. Every day is an adventure as I walk out of my front door. Traffic is unusually slow around here for the morning commute. My neighbors probably work 3rd shift. I swear they're nocturnal! Oh, they're wonderful people. You would be foolish not to live here.

Hope to see you soon!
A !!!!!!!

User Responses
From: County1	Date: 06/29/2006
I think your review on the Lavish jungle nestled away in the heart of Zion is outstanding. I also lived in Hebron for 8 Years before finding my current residency in County. When i get out in six months I am planning on retuning. J
From: turns856	Date: 04/19/2007
OH MY GOD LMFAO!!!!!
From: Anonymous	Date: 06/04/2007
This is some raciest BULL-----!!!!! FUCC Y'ALL HONKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Anonymous	Date: 03/03/2008
I thought this post was very clear and well taken. No-not racist, because I'm ------- american but strickly keepin it interestingly REAL!!!
From: Anonymous	Date: 06/06/2008
This breaks my heart and i'ts so very sad and unfortunately brutally true and undoubtedly tomfoolery!!

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