Oh the Ghettoedges of Fall Creek..I can see that the Cottages have not burned down just yet, or at least the leasing office, didn't that happen to the ones in Castleton because there management was so bad!!!'' The only good thing about this place, and the best thing that does live here that will not cause crime... are the roaches and the 6 inch centipedes that crawl on the inside your walls, hey! maybe even in your bed if your lucky :).

Oh Cottages oh cottages... perhaps you should advertise this instead of the fake advertisement to try and get the crem della crem back into your place:

"At the Cottages we offer a number luxury townhomes accompanied with critters of your choice, they come in small, large and extra large! You don't even need a pet! we have them here waiting for you to adopt and nurture! We offer large and man eating loose dogs to attack your animals and families while taking a walk, playing in the playground, or right at your door! or how about our fully equipped kitchens accompanied by lead based paint cabinetry'...Enjoy the comfort of full size washer and dryer facilities with a side of rape :). Sparkling pools 1 of which works and 3 of which are unsanitary that feature dirty diapers, drowning babies, all because our tenants no nothing about safety! Private storage.. but watch out! you might even get mugged and shot while your inside of them! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! We offer flexible lease terms, we especially urge you sign a 3 month lease because we cant even get 1 person to stay worth a month! you see, even if your shot, you still can't leave!.. Call us today, so that we show you a updated model that will fool you all!" 1-888- DIE-HERE!

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