Hey everybody. Hort here and I just wanna say it's a nasty rainy day outside but the keg is makin it toasty inside. Thanks for tuning in to the official Hort Blog. Just like yesterday, I want to respond to one of the many many emails I get. Sure, most of them are filled with things like "Hort You are the greatest thing that has ever happened to me" or Hort, Will you marry me'" or Hort, You owe me money." That last one was from my Uncle Clete. Sorry about that Uncle Clete, the check's in the mail. But sometimes I get emails like this one from Tina. Tina writes, Dear Hort,
Are you for real'" Signed, Tina. Well Tina, I just pinched myself and after realizing that I shouldn't pinch myself so hard because it hurts, I have determined that I am in fact real. Thanks for the question. Next week I hope to start a new segment to the blog, Guess That Smell. I know what you're thinkin, Hort how are we gonna guess a smell that we can't smell on account that this is a blog on the computer' Well don't worry you're pretty noses, I'll explain all the rules and make sure we make it a fair game. We'll even start off easy. But until then, Stay double D; Dry and Drinkin! This is Hort signin off and headin for the tub!!

Kisses,
Hort

User Responses
From: Anonymous	Date: 08/25/2007
Wow. What a joke. But it goes to show you must be ------- CRAZY to like it at sonnet cove. Vicki does look like an oompa loompa though lol.
From: hortinthetub	Date: 08/29/2007
hey it's Hort here. I gotta be crazy NOT to like it here. I mean with five pound basses and a oompa loompa workin in the office, not to mention that white hot manager!!!!!! I mean seriously, have you looked at that rack? Sorry if I'm bein rude but my cousin ruad stopped by tonight with a case of Bud and we are down to....well none if you know what I mean. Anyway, we're gettin ready to go down to the cove and catch billy bob a mate if you know what I mean. Maybe we can even get a glimpse of that security dude. I hear he snorkel dives in the water late at night to try and catch weed smokers out on the shore. Better watch out, don't wanna get that one bullet wet!!! Ha Ha!!! Anyway, this is Hort, signin out and headin for the cove!!!! ps We still gonna have that pool party this weekend? My other cousin darryl works at a liqour store and said that he could score us a half used keg if we wanted it. See ya'll at the pool. or the cove. or just around.....ok.

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