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Kegger on the Cove
From: hortinthetubDate posted: 5/21/2007
Years at this apartment: 1997-01-01 - 2008-01-01
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Hey Ya'll Hort here and back in the real life!! I know it's been a while and you're wonderin Hey Hort we're ya been' We'll it has been a long time and speakin of time, accordin to a jury of my peers, I had to do some.
I know I know, youre thinkin ohh poor Hort.
Did you become some bad man's girlfriend in the big house.
Well Hort never kisses and tells so the answer to that is KEGGER ON THE COVE!!! That'sa right, we 're gonnas celebrate the 4th of july and my new found freedom.
anyway my cousin Larry just got a job working for my dad's nephews uncle who co owns a beer distributor and we can get kergs at 10 % off retail with an addition 15 dollars off the cost of the return fee of the original cost making it a GREAT DEAL!!!
Amyway, whilst in the slammer The Hortmeister, Yep, Me got to wokin on a law degree.
That's right, Dr Hort is about to become the honorable Mister Council sir Hort.
Anyway, thought I'd pass along a bit of info to my Cove Peeps.
Got a work order' Submit it in writin to the office.
They have 14 days to fix it.
If they don't you have the right to open an account and deposit your rent into said account.
Then have the problem fixed yourself and when push comes to shove, you'll come out on top every time!! Plus read and re-read your lease, understand what it says.
Knowledge is power.
Soo I expect to see everyone on the cove in July!!! What the crap, the pool ain'y open so what else ya gonna do' My cousin Ray Ray has a house bout.
I wonder i ewe can get it across the volleyball court and in to the water............hmmmmmm sometin to work on.
Until then, this is Hort signin off and headin for the tub!
Kiss and kisses,
Hort
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| From: Anonymous | Date: 08/25/2007 |
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Wow. What a joke. But it goes to show you must be ------- CRAZY to like it at sonnet cove. Vicki does look like an oompa loompa though lol.
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| From: hortinthetub | Date: 08/29/2007 |
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hey it's Hort here. I gotta be crazy NOT to like it here. I mean with five pound basses and a oompa loompa workin in the office, not to mention that white hot manager!!!!!! I mean seriously, have you looked at that rack? Sorry if I'm bein rude but my cousin ruad stopped by tonight with a case of Bud and we are down to....well none if you know what I mean. Anyway, we're gettin ready to go down to the cove and catch billy bob a mate if you know what I mean. Maybe we can even get a glimpse of that security dude. I hear he snorkel dives in the water late at night to try and catch weed smokers out on the shore. Better watch out, don't wanna get that one bullet wet!!! Ha Ha!!! Anyway, this is Hort, signin out and headin for the cove!!!!
ps We still gonna have that pool party this weekend? My other cousin darryl works at a liqour store and said that he could score us a half used keg if we wanted it. See ya'll at the pool. or the cove. or just around.....ok.
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