If you change the (famous) line from the movie, "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" to "I love the smell of dog poop and trash," that would pretty much sum up what it's like to live here at Gatewater Landing Apartments. Dog poop abounds like mines in a mindfield. And on a hot muggy day after some rain' It's enough to make your olfactory senses scream in pain. If you need any repairs (one that isn't an emergency), forget about it. You have a better chance of winning the Lottery than you do of getting repairs made unless you do them yourself. Don't bother leaving a message in the leasing office's voicemail. It won't get returned. You stand a better chance getting a follow-up message from Jesus Christ telling you He wouldn't live here either. Weekends around here are moving truck gridlock--people FLEEING the complex the way rats flee a sinking ship. And the fishing pier so highly touted' They fail to mention the litter and duck poop on and around pier and the trash floating in the water. And whatever you do, don't move into a ground-floor apartment unless you have superb swimming skills. The people who work in the leasing office (at least THIS week) are very friendly and very kind and very full of it. Things just don't get done around here. And forget about calling the corporate office--they studied the same books as the leasing office people--they don't return phone calls and they mutter sweet nothings. I have visions of them giggling hysterically as they count all the rent checks and throwing away the hundreds of lists of repair requests.

Save yourself (and your sense of smell) some pain--don't move here!

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