Come here to experience the most quintessential of what Southern Maryland has to offer...great variety of bugs; just about the most exotic specimens can be found here in the commodity of your own apartment, for more selection step out to your 'balcony'or beyond to the most infested woods and beach in the country!!! Get ready to enjoy sleepless nights with the masterfully orchestrated 120 dB symphony of our cheery backyard bugs!!! Boast about living in the most overpriced community around (notice:we must overcharge so we can use your money to maintain the lovely front grounds so that we can impress potential tenants into our hoax). Play how many bugs can I step on and crush while playing tennis...makes for a beautiful site. This is a Zen community and we want to inspire the virtue of patience to grow in you, so we make sure to allow for at least a month before taking care of your maintenance requests. So hurry and come by the office, we're waiting for you!

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