Philips manor is AMAZING (haha) if,

1.You like plaster walls that are in such a state of disrepair that you could mistake them for stucco.
2. You don't even want a wall behind your bathtub.
3. You like plumbing, piping and electrical wiring to be located outside the wall, rather than in.
4. You don't mind dealing with multiple smash and grabs of your car where the perpetrator wants nothing more than a few quarters left in your seat.
5. You want your car to sound like a monster truck. Catalytic converters are in high demand for the scrappers scouring the area.
6. You would like to see what its like having satan for a landlord.
7. You enjoy having your heat controlled by the landlord, don't mind that half the radiators don't work, or that for the most part, in the winter you apartment will never be above 60 degrees.
8. You're willing to share your apartment with the occasional family of mice or cockroaches, despite how rediculously clean you keep the place.
9. You love parking tickets.
10. Or, thus far, aren't afraid to park in the mud lot, which lives up to its name beyond doubt. Grand canyon may be more fitting.
11. You enjoy the smell of rotting plaster, mold and mildew in the constantly leaking bathrooms.
12. You are an antique fanatic. Check out the fridge.
13. You are ok with living in an apartment that has the potential to top out at around 105 degrees during the summer months.
14. You don't want your security deposit back. Satan will screw you out of it.

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