The Dump of your Dreams!! ..., Not Recommended, Apr 21, 2007, apartment review of Park Terrace Apartments in Kalamazoo, MI

Park Terrace Apartments

105 North Kendall, Kalamazoo, MI 49006
269-381-2812 save favorite

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recommended by:
20%

overall rating:

2.2

3.5

Parking:

2.4

Maintenance:

2.1

Construction:

2.3

Noise:

1.6

Grounds:

2.3

Safety:

2.5

Office Staff:

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The Dump of your Dreams!!

From: cutieflutie1216
Date posted: 4/21/2007
Years at this apartment: 2006 - 2007
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Do you like excessive noise' Blood stains on the hallway wall' Alcohol bottles strewn all over' Then look no further. Park Terrace Apartments is the place for you! Living here also offers a multitude of skill training. You will learn home repair, since the maintenance staff won't fix anything. You will learn to be an efficient cook, when using your 2-foot-wide kitchen. You will learn self-defense, when the burglars kick down your door. You will learn people skills, when dealing with the immature office staff. You will learn to be a stunt car driver, when you slide around the snowy parking lot. You will learn how the postal service works, when you don't get your mail. You will learn litigation, when you threaten a lawsuit. All this can be yours for the low price of only $595. Call today!!

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