While cruising down the scenic drive leading into University Club, you are fortune enough to get a glimpse of our gating system, which is highly sophisticated, but ineffective due to the fact that it is made of aluminum gutters. For those who are unaware of the gate code, which is a small population of Charlotte, they take the liberty of driving right through our highly sophisticated gating system, leaving a mangled mess of aluminum. Upon entry, you will either (a) get shot at due to a drug deal, (b) get shot at due to a drug bust gone wrong, or (c) get shot at by the mullet maintenance man, who is practicing for the upcoming "red neck olympics" and possibly tipsy due to receiving a 12 pack of PBR for unclogging the next door neighbor?s toilet a day early. Beware of the U-Club staff members, they will fine you $250 for having a beer can outside your apartment but are too lazy to go get the used condom out of the luxurious pool. They are also extremely rude and the women staff member (Bonnie) are on an everyday PMS cycle. Jason, the manager is never here, i would not want to be either if i was him! He is also convinced that he is an expert debater, but falls drastically short becuase his arguments lack any validity. Word to the wise, when going out at night, stay in large groups, or else you may be jumped by a wangsta. Also, do not believe the lone positive review of U-Club, it was written by a staff member and all the information provided in it is false.

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