I was in my apartment one night enjoying a budlight and trying to ignore the noise of the couple that live next door to me. See the walls in my place were so thin you can hear a needle drop next door. Also when someone is making out. Forget about sleeping. The noise will keep you awake for as long as they can go. Anyways, yeah, the next door neighbors were making out, i think maybe they were trying a new position cause the girl was yelling that it hurt. Maybe ----' Anyways, so im setting there and i hear a big splash in the pool. So since the noise inside is annoying me i go outside to hang out and see who jumped in the pool. I go out there and there are these 2 black people that look like beached whales in the pool completely naked. You could smell the sweet from the back patio. I'll never swim in that pool again. I think they had food in there too and it was all soggy and floating around the pool. So if you live here be sure and remember youll hear your neighbors having sex and your lible to see some whales in the pool.

User Responses
From: godto3	Date: 06/25/2005
I hope you dog made it and healed and is very happy now. If now I'm very sorry for you loss..
From: bigone72	Date: 06/29/2005
I'll use lube on her next time so she doesnt yell so much.
From: jayz25	Date: 06/30/2005
I wonder if ou get in trouble for feeding whales?

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