First of all, I don't live at Troy Hills "Village" and I thank god everyday for that. My friend and I walked into the nazi fuherer's chaimbers, but for purposes of this review, I'll losely refer to it as the management office.

Walking into the management office to our left was the fuherer herself, Rena. Directly ahead was a middle-aged, trident-chomping, beast of a nasty woman. CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU CHEW, PLEASE - you're catching bugs. We inform Rena that we had an appoint to see an apartment, and we're then forced to fill out a form stating our full names, addresses, employer, salaries, etc just to SEE a place. After reluctantly filling out their prying form, we handed her the form and she snidely asks "what school did you go to''" "What does all of this have to do with wanting to see an apartment'" we asked. If she must know, we informed her that we're both college graduates. The two pigs looked like they barely graduated high school or were junior college drop outs at best. The two of them, struggling to share a brain, mustered up a comment along the lines of "Well would YOU want anybody coming to where YOU live regardless of who they are' We don't want to let just ANYONE in." Roughly translated, "We're terrible, discriminating, pretentious, awful human beings and we want to feel like we should be able to pick and choose who shall move into this hell hole based purely on non-relative socioeconomic values."

So, as we're walking to the apartment to be shown to us, Rena states (surprisingly in english and not in german) "Okay there's a mandatory $50.00 pool fee.." I thought she was joking as I've never heard of something so absurd. We suggested they use a badge system so that everybody isn't forced to shell out $50.00 for something they'll never use - no dice. I'm sure that $50.00 goes directly to Rena and the other pig's wallets to buy more foundation and mascara for their faces, which oddly enough looked as cracked as some of the walls inside the hell hole they call an apartment complex.

The room we checked out was currently occupied by a nice girl who I'm sure wanted to move out in the worst way to get away from the Rena Regime. I don't have much to say about the physical attributes of the apartment itself, because it was fair at best, and the horrid management just overshadows everything else.

Overall, the management couldn't have been more of a turnoff to a would-be renter. We wanted to turn around and walk right back to the car 30 seconds after meeting this nasty beast. After seeing Rena for that short a period of time, I can not imagine what it would be like to have to call her for a complaint/service issue. I feel sorry for anybody living in this place - I honestly do. I really wish I could go 1-on-1 with Rena in a no holds barred grudge match. I'm usually not a person that turns to violence, but this woman really needs to be taken out of power. Me and you -----, I know you're reading these (or you're having somebody else read them to you as you apply another layer of makeup to that leather J.C. Penny bag you call a face). You're the absolute nightmare that I hope I never have to deal with again when I go to rent an apartment. You are ten times worse than Hitler ever was - you horrid tyrant.

I wouldn't recommend this apartment complex to my worst enemy - this is far too cruel. I'd rather live in prison after punching Rena in the face. At least you still have certain inalienable rights in prison and wouldn't have to pay a $50.00 pool fee - absolutely ridiculous.

Run, don't walk, away from Troy Hills "Village" - avoid like the plague.

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