look on the bright side
From:
checazzopalle
Date posted:
2/1/2006
Years at this apartment:
2005
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2006
1 response
I've noticed that this complex has gotten a lot of bad reviews, but after a year here, I think this could be the perfect place to live for a very specific person. If you would answer "yes" to any of the following questions, you should call immediately to reserve a room:
1. Do you enjoy doing your own home repairs' If something in the apartment breaks at least once a month and no one from the manager's office comes to fix it, do you see this as an opportunity to learn new skills'
2. Are you a lazy drug addict, who hates driving all over town to buy drugs' Don't you wish you could just step directly outside your apartment and have aggressive coke dealers approach you'
3. If your apartment flooded four times in a year, would you see this as a god-sent opportunity to rearrange the living room furniture'
4. Did you grow up underneath the Coney Island rollercoaster' Do you find it hard to sleep without room-shaking thuds coming from upstairs'
5. If there were a homicide a few units down from you, and you lived right next to a Circle K that was robbed twice a week, would this give you a thrilling sense of adventure'
6. Do you think mice and pigeons are cute' Aren't they even cuter inside your house'
And finally...
7. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend whom you live with, but still want to keep a really crappy, dangerous, decrepit, cheap-but-still-too-expensive-for-what-it-is apartment in your name just in case things don't work out'
If so, this is your dream apartment. Hurry and sign a lease, while supplies last.
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