Pros:
None.
Cons:
- Everything the lease says, as long as it isn't something that will benefit Sandy, the land lady... dismiss it. If you want her to follow the rules I suggest you have a lawyer ready.
- That part where it says 24/7 quiet time' Might as well take that part, eat it, digest it, pull it out of your bum and eat it again because it's as good as 1 ply toilet paper after Montezuma's revenge.
- It's all kids. A whole bunch of immature, pimple faced 18 year old freshmen who shouldn't even be allowed to live without their parental supervision let alone live with a bunch of other cracked up, tweaking, pot smoking drunkard kids.
- You think that you'll get a chance to sleep at least by 2am' Think again. It's like Vegas in there. Party all night and all day and more moaning than a zombie horror flick!
- Refundable deposit' What depost'
- The land lady is fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, just as fake as the wig on her fake head. We all know to be weary of land lords and ladies but she kicks it up a notch enough to scare even Emeril Legassi. She can be your best friend and your worst enemy in the same sentence!
- No matter what she says, she hates you. She hates you, your parents, your sisters and brothers and even your dog Spot. She hates you and she will only deal with you when she's the one getting something from your interaction.
- The 'fix it' guy is a creepy perverted stalker. He accosted me in my own apartment and was making disgusting advances. He's old enough to be my dad and comes in whenever he pleases. There's no right to privacy so you might as well leave the doors unlocked while you cook up some teriaki chicken naked.
- The rules' None. There are no rules. As long as she doesn't have to deal with it it's ok. As long as you're not keeping her up at night, or smashing her windows in, or urinating all over her carpet, or vomiting on stairs she has to walk on she won't do anything. There was a pile of corn speckled vomit right on the stairs on my way to my room. And the halls were littered with vodka and rum bottles, the trees were decorated with beer cans and the walls had more holes than Paris Hilton's long term memory.

Honestly, there's a lot to complain about and there's no point in listing everything. If you're smart, you'll stay away from this place, and if you're not, then survival of the fittest will take its course and hopefully take the dumb ones down when that crappy building finally collapses on itself.
By the way, insure your stuff if you care about it because when one sprinkler goes off, they all go off and you're out of a place to stay for a week.

Oh, and Sandy hates you.

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