Kensington village is the ganstas paradise. I felt a little out of place. Let's give a recap of the daily grind at Kensington Village:
Come home from work, pull in, swear because you'll be parking 10 miles away from home, AGAIN. Walk in your apartment, and recieve that nice 'cobweb in the face' welcome home that all loveable apartments provide. Come on in on a cold December night, and crank up that thermostat to toasty temps...OH WAIT, it only goes to 70...well, that doesn't matter because that cool breeze(gust) that's blowing through your stone-age windows would negate any heat gain anyway...hope you like ruining shirts, cause you're nipples will be hard from start to finish!Ah well, at least you can snuggle up in bed and relax BANG!!!!!!!!! BANGBANGBANG!!!!*Screeeeeeech* Oh, the neighborhood boys are playing drive by again, those crazy little guys!!How cute.I'll just roll over and go to sleep thinking that cozy thought.....EEK EEK EEK EEK, it's the horny neighbor above you, or was it to the side, or the other side'Well it doesn't matter, you better like your neighbors because you'll be hearing them do a whole lot of f**kin' at these here apartments.The holidays are fun as well..Have a Merry Christmas!!And enjoy your car break in when you leave a present on the back seat.Also, invest in a two tone vehicle. People don't seem to mind hitting your car when it's parked, so my car went from "red" to "red and scratch" in about 30 days time, and then to "Red and F**K!Another scratch!!" in just another day. Yes folks, it's heaven....it's Kensington Village. Bring your game face and your sense of humor, because you'll be needing it when you're trying to wipe your ass in the maytag box inspired bathroom, cook in the 2cm kitchen, and shower in the golden brown rusty water that your hot water tank gleefully provides...I guess this is Kensingtons "mineral water". Good times baby....just not here!

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