La Bonne Vie II
200 La Bonne Vie Drive, East Patchogue, NY 11772
631-289-4400  save favorite
AVERAGE RATING
recommended by:
32%

overall rating:
2.5
2.9
2.91 Parking:
2.8
2.79 Maintenance:
2.5
2.48 Construction:
2.8
2.79 Noise:
2.7
2.74 Grounds:
2.6
2.57 Safety:
2.3
2.3 Office Staff:
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So what is "The Good Life'"

From: Swillsnekim@mac.com
Date posted: 2/10/2003
Years at this apartment: 2001 - 2002
 
Well I'll tell you. The good life is appliances made before the exsistence of man. My frig. was not frost free and niether was it rust free (but that was ok with the staff). There is a lovely 70's decore that doesn't stop with the kitchen! No sir, the bathroom is wraped in a timeless, synthetic, DARK wood that does not go unnoticed. It's even above the toilet!!! The gorgeous, brown tile floor is nothing to throw a carpet over. The crackes, chips, and sloppy fixes in the bathroom tub are Great for non-slip!
Hey, don't bother staining that carpet! yes every carpet is recieved dirty without the hassle of everyday wear and tare. And who needs to pay for pet fees when the spiders are on the house! And don't reach for for the cabinets let them come to you! These aged wood cabinets are bowed in the center for ease of reach.
The floors and ceilings are made from the finest construction paper, so don't even think about picking up that phone, you can have a conversation with the neighbor above without even dialing. The entertainment is great. No need for tv when the couple above you is fighting, and this show is on everynight. They also like to keep in touch with managment, but dont worry managment will send you thier letterhead so you'll know when your alarm clock is too loud. (I don't know what i was thinking, next time I'll just have them give me a wake up call from the front desk)
So you say your sick of that old car stereo of yours. Well i know just the place that can take care of that for you. Yes La Bonne Vie II has a great car stereo and speaker removal program for you. Is that glass on your door bothering you' Well they will also remove that free of charge! But Folks this is not a one time offer, on your next car stereo removal they can also take care of those bothersome wheels that are weighing ur car down. If you want to thank Security for all this just head down to your local 711 or find the nearest little girl he maybe chating with. And dont forget to thank management. Nothing says comfort more than a raspy voiced woman with a cigarette in hand uttering the words "that really Sucks" and then sending you on your way, but not before letting you know that a $200 Fee does apply for earlly vacates. Thats Great!!!
Well thats enough for now but i can go on for days with my less than one year experience in the good life, but maybe I'll stop by anouther day. And hey, if my word isn't good enough look for their adds in the Police Blotter Advance(a small local Newsletter).

Recommended: NO
Overall Rating
1 out of 5
Parking:
1 of 5
Maintenance:
1 of 5
Construction: 1 of 5
Noise:
1 of 5
Grounds: 1 of 5
Safety: 1 of 5
Office Staff:
1 of 5
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