Once or twice while walking my dogs midgets came out of the bushes and attacked me. This wasnt the first I had heard of them doing this. I contacted management and they said that it was my problem to deal with. And that I shouldnt be so stereo typical about midgets attacking, however I have alot of friends in the "little people" world and none of them attack anyone ...ever. Im tired of this and will not renew my lease.

User Responses
From: ShortPuddin	Date: 03/14/2007
Now just one rotten tootin minute, we are NOT midgets, we are Leprechauns and we only attacked you after you tried to steal our pot of gold to pay that rent your behind on. And by the way, it's illegal for a landlord to discriminate against us based on ancestry; they did the right thing telling you to buzz off! Now leave us alone and get a job!
From: Anonymous	Date: 05/29/2009
wow. you know until i read the whole thing, i figured someone was making this whole "midgets attacking" thing, but after reading the whole thing i realized; you were probably either shlitzed, plastered, or begging to get on fark when you wrote that review. nice. very nice.
From: Anonymous	Date: 11/19/2009
I have been searching for apartments for a few months now as I really need to get a bigger apartment because my husband and i are starting our family. I saw the shoreline beach club online and was really impressed with everything about it, including the reviews it got online. I visited the shoreline beach club and toured the apartments and was even more impressed with them. the neighbors seemed friendly, the management was great, i immediately put a deposit down to reserve an apartment. it was going to be where we started our family, watched our children grow and lived happily ever after. Then... i read about the attacking midgets. I was so horrified and frightened by these attacking midgets that I tried to get management to give me back my deposit. They would not. Unfortunately, it was all the money I had left and we are now currenly homeless. These attacking midgets have to be stopped. Not only are they effecting the persons that they are attacking, their reign of terror reaches further to innocent bystanders such as myself.
From: Anonymous	Date: 11/28/2009
why are you post stupid ass ---- that is fake and has nothing to do with the aparments not even true I have lived there for 2yrs and the only problem I had was rouches, people trying to break in and water damage from the up stairs bathroom leaking into my tub. and that maintance don't fix things when you call you are on a waiting list unless the lady Sue knows you then it will be fixed right away she is a -----

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