Once or twice while walking my dogs midgets came out of the bushes and attacked me. This wasnt the first I had heard of them doing this. I contacted management and they said that it was my problem to deal with. And that I shouldnt be so stereo typical about midgets attacking, however I have alot of friends in the "little people" world and none of them attack anyone ...ever. Im tired of this and will not renew my lease.

User Responses
From: ShortPuddin	Date: 03/14/2007
Now just one rotten tootin minute, we are NOT midgets, we are Leprechauns and we only attacked you after you tried to steal our pot of gold to pay that rent your behind on. And by the way, it's illegal for a landlord to discriminate against us based on ancestry; they did the right thing telling you to buzz off! Now leave us alone and get a job!
From: Anonymous	Date: 05/29/2009
wow. you know until i read the whole thing, i figured someone was making this whole "midgets attacking" thing, but after reading the whole thing i realized; you were probably either shlitzed, plastered, or begging to get on fark when you wrote that review. nice. very nice.

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