Is this a review of your personal life or a review of the apartment and area bars' From your description I found:

1. I have never found workout equipment or that sweaty guy smell sexy
2. There are no rock stars or any stars in Cleveland
3. I never viewed Sushi Rock as a nightclub - in fact, i have never heard anyone under the age of 50 refer to a bar as a nightclub.
4. Outside pool is nice, sadly the sun never shines in Cleveland.
5. your kid swims in the pool and probable pees in the whirlpool
6. You spend all your disposable income at beachwood
7. You could be on drugs - although they might be prescribed by a doctor
8. Although the Hamptons is a OK place, I will be trying to avoid you like cold soup at a deli


I recently moved in to the Hamptons...have been here a few months. I can t believe how wonderful it is here. It was everything she said it would be. The gym is my favorite...it is the sexiest gym I have ever been in. I even see a rock star in there every now and then! WOW! The rest is cool too. I eat the food from Harvey s often (the best Chicken Paprikash I have had in a while). Then I have two of the hottest night clubs in town right in my back yard Bar Louie and Susi Rock! DOUBLE WOW! I am a single girl in heaven! I can t wait till the outside pool opens .that is where you will find me this summer! Although the inside pool is cool for my daughter, she is like a little fish in the pool in the whirlpool she can t get enough. What else' I love the schools, the mall, legacy village and the highway right here .I could go on and on. Anyways, I am happy. My kid is happy. That sums it up for me.

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From: sunbathingqueen	Date: 03/21/2008
In response to the ???Chicken Paprikash??? comments???first let me apologize. I am sorry that my enthusiasm was too great for you. I have a quote from one of my favorite motivational speakers???it goes something like this. ???If you don???t want anyone to rain on your parade then don???t tell them what street it is on.??? I would like to discuss this further, but I do not want to be late for my appointment with my personal trainer in my STATE OF THE ART GYM.

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