Regency Tower Apartments

Want to live in HELL, sign a lease From: -Anonymous- Date posted: 11/29/2004 Years at this apartment: 2003 - 2004   ALL bills paid' SOUNDS FANTASTIC.... until you can't control the AC or Heater.. It's always a lovely 5 degrees in my apartment in the summer timer and a nice cozy 156 degrees in the winter.. This place is a -------- worse than you can even imagine. Avoiding homeless people as you pass the security guard WHO REALLY IS RETARDED LITERALLY just to get into an elevator with Vomit on the floor is fantastic. Oh and saying the elevators are working be sure to stand on the left side of it, because the right has caved in and hit me on the head 3 times. Well now lets talk about parking. I think after the bomb blew up in the Murrah building they didnt take in CONSIDERATION THAT IT MIGHT AFFECT THE BUILDING NEXT DOORRRR IDIOTS. The parking garage is so small you couldnt park a motorcycle without going about it carefully and it leaks like a 100 year old damn. They give you a security card, but don't worry about that using that ---- cause something is always open for anyone to come into. And if you're looking to get ----ed or get a ------- then you've come to the right place --- or straight. I lived next to a drag queen and a prostitute, and someone who was always cooking something that smelled like complete ----. I think they cooked the same thing every nite. Don't mind the urine bagged senor citizens walking about because Regency Tower is part Senior Community Center too. The apartments suck and I can't count how many times i wanted to dive off the 19th floor to my death. Don't try to get in the pool cause Gang Bangers find a way into the apartment and bring everyone from their church or hood. OH and the lady with the Parrot on the 19th floor, SHUT THAT STUPID BIRD UPPPPPPP.... DON'T MOVE IN HERE OR YOU WILL BE SERVERLY UNHAPPY AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT WILL COLLAPSE.... ONE MORE THING, THE CRIME UNIT TRUCK IS ALWAYS THERE AND HE DOESNT LIVE THERE, IF THAT TELLS YOU ANYTHING.

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