If I was making over $40,000 a year, I sure as hell wouldn't live here! But when I was a broke ass student going to the med school across the street, it was an awesome place to live. I could wake up early, walk through the huge gaping hole in the wrought iron fence they have for security and then walk to school. At the time, I was paying like $400 per month for my midsize apartment which was dirt cheap. There were several hot girls that lived around me. I was like dating and scoring with three of them at the same time! I was swinging it and having a good time. Westport is also close to brookside. So after the bars closed, I could drive home drunk/wasted and I would literally be home in no time. Cops couldn't detect me at all. The only thing I hated about Westport was the damn train that passes right in front of the main entrance. I had to race that train all the time just to beat it. Or else I'd be sitting at the entrance for like 20 minutes waiting for the train to decide whether to go forwards or backwards.
Every now and then, I like to smoke a little weed and maybe do a line of coke here and there. Especially after midterms and finals just to celebrate the moment you know! There are several dealers on the north/south side of westport. The best one though lives catty corner to building 1559 on the north side. He lives downstairs in the one bedroom efficiency apartments. His entrance can easily be distinguished from the others by a small distinctive scented odor removal tree hanging from the doorknob and an american flag sticker in the window. He used to hook me up phat with all kinds of ----!! I remember, rolling in drunk from the bars at like 3:30 in the morning and there would be like 4 random cars parked in front of his house. "Brothers" would be rollin in and out of his joint getting hooked up big time!!! Any of the residents that live on the north side know who I'm talking about. He's this really thin black guy always walking the area like he's got "business" to take care of. That would be "homeboy".
So if you're short on cash and you need a place to stay...come to Westport. Westport has halfway decent apartments, hot ------- here and there, and a "dealer" that will hook you up!!!

User Responses
From: staceyem	Date: 05/14/2006
wow you must have been the biggest badass in the whole complex, I mean med school, cocaine, drunk driving!! this review is probably the most fictitious-sounding one I've read so far.
From: Anonymous	Date: 03/27/2007
Wow. This dude is special. I love how non-chalantly he speaks of doing lines of coke and hooking up with some fly hoes... All this drinking and drungs and.... the guy is in med school? Highly doubtful.
From: Anonymous	Date: 04/22/2007
Yeah - he works for Tulsa Regional Med Center.
From: Anonymous	Date: 05/16/2007
this posting is fictitious but don't hate on Tulsa Regional which is now OSU Med Center (just an fyi)...

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