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We be -------s AARRRGGG
From: IndioHills103Date posted: 10/16/2009
Years at this apartment: 2008-01-01 - 2009-01-01
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All ye sea dwellers and land lovers too.
Beware the Oger that lives on site in Canyon Ridge.
She feast on bones and preys on the weak, but ye not worry, for she is never seen while you stay in this domain.
The only time ye be fearin this Orges presence is come movin out time, when she be awaken from her slumber and ready to gorge upon the flesh of livin.
She will first try to find as many ways to thiefvin ye rupels.
Rippin you a new whales hole as she will be chargin you 150 rupels per hour of cleaning fees after you already clean and paid a cleaning fees upon movin in.
Ye will be not obliged by her hospitality either.
Sure, we understand the inner working of a Ogre is not to make friends.
Yet, I have never challenged her to a duel and she still flashes ye red eyes of Oger attack when ever we encounter one another, high strung does not begin of telling the tell of thy Orge bicrazy temperament .
So let this serve as a warning to y'all.
Stay as far away from Canyon Ridge as possible matey AAARRRRRGGG.
Last updated: 10/16/2009
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| From: Anonymous | Date: 09/21/2010 |
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Awesome review and soo true only wish i read it before i moved in. she is some kind of crazy they should study her brain for science! She is looney!
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